Once again the liberal entertainment media seeks to expose truths which the right wing neo fascist republican television news media refuses to aknowledge. That truth? That cats are in fact evil. Now naturally to get the message out in an entertaining fashion they have to put things in the context of evil aliens from another planet, but anyone who has kept themselves informed knows that the demon cats in real life carry a parasite that takes over part of your mind commanding you to gather more cats, and care for them above all else, to live in squaler so that you may have more to give to the cats.
It’s up to the people fight against this. First of all get a dog, dog saliva is a cure all in general, and will destroy the cat parasite if you have contracted it. Second, don’t support the various “I can haz cheezeburger?” meems they support a false belief that cats are in any way cute, safe to own, or pleasant to be around.
